I don't think butter's supposed to look like that.

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If you find an ear on your car please put it on ice.

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My favorite Christmas song, hands down - on a guitar

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It happens like every 800 years kids, c'mon.

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Her tongue was a foot long... seriously

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I can still hear it rolling around my head...

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Counter clockwise always makes me more dizzy. I don't know why.

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Sometimes your plans just turn to - well, you know.

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